Markdown Musings

At some point, I stepped away for several years and Markdown had taken over when I came back. What the fresh hell is this? I looked it up because I truly had no clue. “It’s so easy,” some guide wrote, “it’s easier than HTML!” Not if you already only know HTML. Look. I have known how to make HTML do what I’ve needed it to do since I was 10. I remember the blink tag. Please just let me have this.