The Miracle of Birth Center

Last year at the MN State Fair, I witnessed a calf sucked back into its’ mother’s body after part of it had been sticking out for a little while. I had been wondering when someone would do something to speed up the process, because the whole thing was getting very boring. When the baby got snarfed back up, I lost my patience. I can’t linger around for hours and wait for a baby to fall out of its’ mother, I’ve got shit to do (and eat).