I thought mosquitoes and tornadoes were decent-enough plagues for Minnesota. Then, in 2007, the Monster from SimCity 2000 attacked a bridge of ours and we had to choose between fording the river, taking a ferry across, or just waiting until they rebuilt the damn thing. This summer, it’ll be swarms of Republicans descending upon the Twin Cities in fucking Zubaz.
I suppose it will be an incredible week for prostitutes, taxi drivers, pick-pockets, the Mall of America, area hotels, and anyone else who can think of ways to profit. The rest of the Twin Cities will just have a 4AM closing time to look forward to.
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